dcu:
Now THESE are math equations I can get behind!
Lol
The client is always right
Client: I’m not too sure about the blue…
Me: Actually, that’s green.
Client: Who’s the client?
Me: You.
Client: And what color is it?
Me: …blue?
Client: Right. Now let me see what other shades of blue we have.
We settled on pine-tree ”blue.”
Omfg
Super Mario Bros. Nintendo Digital Art. Bros Before Hoes.
Art by Barrett Biggers ©2012. Prints for sale at my Etsy Shop or Society6.
In remembrance of our beloved departed plumber, Mario S. Di Giuseppe. Survived by his brother Lugi M. Di Giuseppe.
Favorite sayings: “It’s-a’me!” and “Here we Go!”
Served in both great wars, here and abroad. Became an avid plumber later in his life. Raced carts and fixed pipes, but strangely disappeared for 10 years. Reappeared but lived in seclusion on a mushroom farm in the remote countryside.
He lived as he died, chasing a hoe.
I love badly. That is, too little or too much. I throw myself over an unsuitable cliff, only to reel back in horror from a simple view out the window.
Jeanette Winterson, Gut Symmetries (via helplesslyamazed)
(Source: quote-book)
fakingfashion-editorial-archive:
so, everyone is channeling 90s versace campaigns right now huh?
I love nineties fashion
yeah, right,
seriously notify us immediatly if any of you know how/where we could buy/acquire these beautiful shoes!
jeffrey cambell x wildfox
Amazing
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu (via girlwithoutwings)
(Source: quote-book)
“Wendy said she would give him a kiss if he liked, but Peter did not know what she meant, and he held out his hand expectantly.
“Surely you know what a kiss is?” she asked, aghast.
“I shall know when you give it to me,” he replied stiffly, and not to hurt his feeling she gave him a thimble. ”-Peter Pan by James M. Barrie (1904)
I’ve always been a huge Peter Pan fan since I was a kid, this scene always stuck with me. It was the first time I remember dreaming about falling in love.
grizzlylove.tumblr.com
Great story
